Robot Shower

Johnny and Eli are taking a shower while I'm goofing around on the computer. A very small part of their conversation is as follows (all in robot voices):

Eli: Daddy have you ever talked like a robot in the shower before?

Johnny: No, this is the first time.

Eli: Me too daddy, I've never done it before, this is the first time.

Johnny: That's a lot of water Robot #3. Malfunction, malfunction, malfunction!

I can't understand a lot of what Eli is saying through the closed door and over the shower. At the end, the robot voices turned to pirate voices.

Eli has been waiting all day for Johnny to take a shower with him. He doesn't get to do that much anymore, now that he's getting bigger. He has been taking showers by himself, with me reaching in a little to help.